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"There was much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
-"The Masque of the Red Death", Edgar Allan Poe

"Sleep...those little slices of death, how I loathe them."
-Edgar Allan Poe

"I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me."
-Humphrey Bogart "In a Lonely Place"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party."
-Ron White "Blue Collar Comedy Tour"

"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."
-Jay "Dogma"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
-So I Married An Axe Murderer

"When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British."
-Brenda Fricker

George: So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
-Blow

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Put-er Upper. U be decked in a popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie, because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.

"Happy endings are for stories that haven't ended yet."
-Jane, Mr. and Mrs. Smith

"When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-Dawn of the Dead

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